I'm Just A Kid

Poli : Hey Kid!
Kid : Hey...
Poli : It's Poli, just call me Poli!
Kid : Right, hey Poli.
Poli : Been reading about me recently?
Kid : About you? Oh yeah, but not much.
Poli : Yeah of course, kids, haha.
Kid : No, you silly! Like I have time for it. Aren't you guys the ones who told us to get those 9A Plus to enable us to fly the globe. Books are my shawties now.
Poli : Yeah, I've forgotten...
Kid : You're funny, aren't you?
Poli : Whaaa.. Why did you say so?
Kid : I read the whole page in newspaper about you, but I can't understand a word of it.
Poli : Haha! Why did you read then?
Kid : See, you're doing it again! It's for my essays, I want to get my info right. Any prob?
Poli : No, oh you don't know much. Kids these days. You with your Math and Science can go...
Kid : Wait, we do learn History okay! We had to. We know a lot about you. I might be a kid, but I've already learnt about you since like what, first grade?
Poli : Cut it off Kid. I'm off to Parliament, getting people red.
Kid : Wait, we want to study away from here! For the sake of the country!
Poli : Hmmm I don't know if we ca...
Kid : DON'T MAKE ME BEGGING YOU!
Poli : I'll see what I can do okay. Economy has been hard these days.
Kid : I know you can. You had built the country, come build the people as well. Give us brainy brains!
Poli : I love to see you playing with snow and dry leaves. But yeah, we have to feed those needies as well.
Kid : Hey, we used to feed the needies and wear winter coats, aren't we?
Poli : PISS OFF KID! You tensed me up too much already. You make me upset. NO MORE HOLIDAY FOR YOU GUYS!
Kid : Whatever..!